viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

coolgirlfriend:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

WGHAT TH E FCUKIGN

STOP

permanentgoodbye:

jacks-soul:

missmonomi:

#swiggity swag i am the bag

I reblogged for that^

I posted this almost two months ago, it started off at 72 notes and then stopped. About three days ago it blew up again and has circulated ALL the way around tumblr 30k+ times aaaaaaaaaaaaaand landed right on my dash again.

t3enage-dr3ams:

phan-equals-phriendship:

pharmaca:

Hello Everyone, my name is Danny, I am Katelyn’s boyfriend. Late last night Katelyn was taken back into hospital from an overdose she had taken last week, her organs were shutting down slowly, yesterday, the hospital let her out, thinking everything was okay, but didn’t know she was in severe pain, Katelyn didn’t say anything, it was her ‘back-up plan’ to suicide. So shes drifting slowly, and the doctors said she will not make it. She will be missed, and I can’t cope without her here. I miss her so much already, and love her with every little bit of my heart. When she goes I don’t know what I will do, she is my perfect, sweet, loving girlfriend.

This photo was taken the day she came out of hospital. 

I don’t care what fucking blog you have, you have to reblog this right now. 

This breaks my heart omg

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

forebidden:

it says to stay humanity